italarmedme:

understandcrazy:

italarmedme:

What if it’s a squirt gun?

Becuase who needs pockets when you have your underpants?

Exactly

italarmedme:

understandcrazy:

italarmedme:

What if it’s a squirt gun?

Becuase who needs pockets when you have your underpants?

Exactly

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plainordinary:

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?

But for me, It’s…

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italarmedme:

fuckyeahragetoons:

booby trap FUUUUUU

If a bra is sharp enough to cut your hand do not let that anywhere near boobs

italarmedme:

fuckyeahragetoons:

booby trap FUUUUUU

If a bra is sharp enough to cut your hand do not let that anywhere near boobs

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ca-fe:


californiacraze:

crashville:

WANT THIS?!?
 1)  Reblog this. 2)  Go to your blog and click on the photo that you just reblogged. 3)  Click “yes” (your blog will be shown to thousands when you do) 4)  Wait 10-15 minutes 5)  Watch your followers GROW! 


holy shit i got 300 overnight!  thank you so much ♥ ♥ ♥

it seriously works

ca-fe:

californiacraze:

crashville:

WANT THIS?!?

1)  Reblog this.
2)  Go to your blog and click on the photo that you just reblogged.
3)  Click “yes” (your blog will be shown to thousands when you do)
4)  Wait 10-15 minutes
5)  Watch your followers GROW! 

holy shit i got 300 overnight!  thank you so much ♥ ♥ 

it seriously works

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More ass for your spaghetti sir?!?!

More ass for your spaghetti sir?!?!

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italarmedme:

You hear people at school all the time talk about skipping so they can do drugs and things of that sort

When I skip school it’s because I want to sleep.

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BENJAMINFUCKINGLAMBOLEY, I MISS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BENJAMINFUCKINGLAMBOLEY, I MISS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you think that other animals are jealous of birds? Not because they can fly, but because they’re the only animals that people build houses for.

Do you think that other animals are jealous of birds? Not because they can fly, but because they’re the only animals that people build houses for.